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animalsdrawnpoorly:

Helena the baboon can’t believe she left the home and garden store without purchasing a Turk’s Cap cactus.

Avery the jellyfish spends most of its days plodding along while humming Chopin’s Sonata No. 8 to itself.

Errol the eel can’t stand Chopin, much less humming (really, he just…

animalsdrawnpoorly:

Ellen the hedge maze gets a few glasses of wine deep into nostalgia and all she can think about is that corn maze she left behind Smalls Town.

Night after night, Gary the echidna tries to dig a hole to bury the moon in but there’s never enough time (also, his…

Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With Lasers Shooting Out of Their Eyes - Series Four.

tmills:

Meredith the giraffe would really like to ask you to the Sadie Hawkins dance but she’s shy.

Nothing annoys Antoine the anteater like alliteration does.

Of all the weeks in the year, Shark Week is Elby the seal’s least favorite week.

Lenore the shark is a cutter.

Paul the earth worm always forgets about the robins.