gingerroottheft

To do:

notalkingplz:

• Build a bed in a car wash full of ghosts.
• Play ping pong with the ghoul next door.
• Drink a turpentine margarita by the pool.
• Smoke a million cigarettes in the doghouse.
• Write a romantic comedy about a skeleton and an eagle.
• Replace your imaginary friends with real life owl pellets. 
• Get a degree in Applied Necromancy.